How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

Single Bar Jokes More Single Bar Jokes

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

What do all men at single's bars have in common?

They're married.