What's the opposite of a hipster?

A napster

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What's the opposite of an antijoke?

An unclejoke

What's the opposite of Tim Walken?

Tim Daly.

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Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians?

So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.