What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

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What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!