What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.