How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!