How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

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What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."