How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

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What do you call 2 medics?

paramedics

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

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Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.