What kind of woman are the most irrational?

The ones with the golden proportions!

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What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.