What kind of woman are the most irrational?

The ones with the golden proportions!

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

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Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!