What kind of woman are the most irrational?

The ones with the golden proportions!

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What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

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What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

PokeMongoDB

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na