What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

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What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that