What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

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What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

What is big hairy and can fly ?

King Kongcorde !