What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

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What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.