What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

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Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.