How can a man take an abortion pill?

He just picks one up and leaves.

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What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.