How can a man take an abortion pill?

He just picks one up and leaves.

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How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

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What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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Am I supposed to pick my favorite

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You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.