How can a man take an abortion pill?

He just picks one up and leaves.

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

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The crow bar

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

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