What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls