What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

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Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.