What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!