What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

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What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.