What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

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What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

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What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.