What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

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What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

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How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

How do you pick up women in Auschwitz?

With a broom &amp dustpan.