What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.