What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.