Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

Previous Random Joke Next

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!