Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

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Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.