Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

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How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.