What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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What's the shortest book in the world?

Deutscher Humor!

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.