What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.