What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure