What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the fastest drink in the world ?

Sonic the eggnog.

Where's Spiderman's home page?

Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web.

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.