How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

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How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just make the nepalese do it.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

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What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.