Youth Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

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What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

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Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat