Youth Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What did the black man say to the white kid?

Put the gun down!

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.