Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

Pasteurize Jokes More Pasteurize Jokes

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.