Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Pasteurize Jokes More Pasteurize Jokes

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.