Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)