Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

warm

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

Pasteurize Jokes More Pasteurize Jokes

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.