Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Pasteurize Jokes More Pasteurize Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!