Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

Pasteurize Jokes More Pasteurize Jokes

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.