Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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What do you call a tired cow?

Milked out!

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Pasteurize Jokes More Pasteurize Jokes

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)