What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

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What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!