What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

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What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

Pasteurize Jokes More Pasteurize Jokes

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)