What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

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Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

What happens when two blind people see each other?

They don't.