Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes