Dogfight Jokes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

Michael Vick Jokes More Michael Vick Jokes

What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

How do you call Canadian people?

Unarmed Americans.

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Which fly makes films ?

Stephen Speilbug !