How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Up Jokes More Up Jokes

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs