How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How do you prepare for a party in space?

You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.