How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

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Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Up Jokes More Up Jokes

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.