Up Jokes

What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

How is the retarded basketball player doing?

Well, he has his ups and down's.

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.