What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

College Jokes More College Jokes

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

What did the grizzly bear study at college?

He was an Ursa Major

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.