What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me