Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

Mineshaft Jokes More Mineshaft Jokes

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's black and yellow and makes everyone laugh?

A school bus full of black people falling off a cliff.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic