Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Mineshaft Jokes More Mineshaft Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.