Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

Mineshaft Jokes More Mineshaft Jokes

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.