Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

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Because Noel.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"