A flat miner
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A flat miner. EDIT: spelling
Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.
Finding crabs on your organ.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
A-flat minor.
They can't spell TOBOGGAN !
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
Miss most of the film!
A terrified postman.
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo
Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box
A flat minor.
A-flat minor (or a broken piano)
