Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

What do you get if you push a piano down a mine?

A flat miner

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a lamppost breaks?

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What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)