Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Mineshaft Jokes More Mineshaft Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"