Vladimir Gluten
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Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."
Because in France one egg is un oeuf.
Thinking you are following someone.
Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did
She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What Men Know About Women
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
Ukraine your neck.
Germany. German children are kinder.
Because they did not have proper tea.
They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.
Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.
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