World Leader Jokes

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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White People Jokes More White People Jokes

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

Oppose Jokes More Oppose Jokes

How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Right Wing Jokes More Right Wing Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

What's the name of the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

Illumi Jokes More Illumi Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a frog make while jacking off?

Rubbit Rubbit

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands