World Leader Jokes

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Right Wing Jokes More Right Wing Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country do I live?

Iran

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)