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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What do you call a horny lightbulb?

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Cancer

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Your bicycle.

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What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

What secret society do strippers work for?

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Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren't that bright !

What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

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What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty