Illumi Jokes

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Conspiracy Theorist Jokes More Conspiracy Theorist Jokes

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Illumi Naughty Jokes More Illumi Naughty Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

World Leader Jokes More World Leader Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl