Illumi-naughty
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
Illumi-naughty. )
An Illumi-neti pot
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
he raps his presents
Because he always uses a razor.
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.
So they can unwrap something for Christmas!
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Because 9/11 was an inside dog.
They both steal cookies )
Slayer.
