Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

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Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

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What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.