A poodull
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
For identification.
Because it has a turd in it.
The bucket
Squish it in your hand.
Because it's a turd!
Because they have BOOOOgers.
In case Johnny Onion Rings!
He was caught counting carbs.
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball
Oh shoot, I forgot...
it was repossessed!
They're married.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
Gas money
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
European!
Talking while driving.
The Mediterranean Sea
The closing of the Borders.
