A poodull
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
For identification.
Because it has a turd in it.
The bucket
Squish it in your hand.
Because it's a turd!
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
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Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
To play the slop machine !
What's in your wallet?
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
They don't give a crap
Because they've just had a big launch.
Go on, have a blast.
Because TWO rhymes with POO
He kneaded a poo
Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!