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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
For identification.
Because it has a turd in it.
The bucket
Squish it in your hand.
Because it's a turd!
A: A red bucket.
Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.
Around the ankles and wrists :D
With a noose.
I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?
One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts
Explaining his wife.
Hang at home.
When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Diagon alley
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
They cantaloupe
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
A woman changes hers more often.
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
