Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.