Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!