Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark