How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."