How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What do you call a dog with iron balls?

Sparky.

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What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws