How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."