How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.