How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.

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How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."