How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What did Hellen Keller name her dog?

Naaaaagggghhhhhhh.

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.