Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

Ballroom Jokes More Ballroom Jokes

What do tight jeans and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...