Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

What dance did the Pilgrims do?

The Plymouth Rock.

Ballroom Jokes More Ballroom Jokes

What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

no ballroom.

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.