Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Ballroom Jokes More Ballroom Jokes

What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

no ballroom.

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.