Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

Ballroom Jokes More Ballroom Jokes

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

no ballroom.