How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when you have prostate cancer?

It's not hard.

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.