How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.