How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.