How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman in Thailand?

A three-legged lady

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military