How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

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Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

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What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

What do you call a black brick with three holes in it?

A polish bowling ball.

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.