If it's red on top, fire in the hole.
Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one
If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
3.99 a minute.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...
a smile and wave!
Because his arms were blown off.