What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!