What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against