What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Instructor Jokes More Instructor Jokes

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.