What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

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Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

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What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe?

Spot.

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!