What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the fresh prints.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.