What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

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What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What do you call an accurate dog?

Spot-on.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !