What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!