What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

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What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

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Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"