What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!