Medale Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

Morty Jokes More Morty Jokes

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

Swimmer Jokes More Swimmer Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you call a senior citizen from Mexico?

A seor citizen.

What do you call Squidward's Protest Group in Mexico?

Counter-Esp on ge

Rio Jokes More Rio Jokes

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics?

Cheer-Rios