Medale Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

You might also enjoy:

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

Silver Medal Jokes More Silver Medal Jokes

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

Lochte Jokes More Lochte Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

Disable Jokes More Disable Jokes

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil