Medale Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Rick Jokes More Rick Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

Silver Medal Jokes More Silver Medal Jokes

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!