and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"
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I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
A police officer in America.
America. Keep right on going and don't stop.
A Brazilian.
Brazilians!
A grand piano.
Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.
Thirdperson.
Rick rolled.
dead walkers
Dunn Walking!!!
They both came in a little behind.
Not being retarded
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
Because no one wanted Windows Nein!