Medale Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Teammate Jokes More Teammate Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ?

Being normal.

What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Swimmer Jokes More Swimmer Jokes

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Men Jokes More Men Jokes

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men