and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"
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I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
He only Phelps himself.
You skip the punchline.
You gotta Mufasa"
She went to the battered women's shelter
You bust a nut
Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.
Leonardo Di Cardio
At best they're ASICS.
He just took it in stride
To screw in the lightbulb.
Because he has MS-DOS
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
The both came in a little behind
Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
