Lochte Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

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Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Dancing Star Jokes More Dancing Star Jokes

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

Ryan Lochte Jokes More Ryan Lochte Jokes

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.