Lochte Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

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What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

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What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

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What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers

What do you call a house full of black people?

A jail.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

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What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

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How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes