Lochte Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

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Don't worry, they will tell you.

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Her food is potion-controlled.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry

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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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Ahmed a big mistake coming here !