How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

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How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.