How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

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Why does Michael Phelps make a good boyfriend?

He is a good breast-stroker.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.