How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

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What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.