How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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Why does Michael Phelps make a good boyfriend?

He is a good breast-stroker.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.