Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream