Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream

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How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.