What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.