What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

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What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.