What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

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What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.