What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

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What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.