Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

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Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

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Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.