Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

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What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Why did truffle get invited to the party?

Cos he was a fun-guy

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.