Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

Reposts are allowed.

Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

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What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie