Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Fun Guy Jokes More Fun Guy Jokes

Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.