Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

grave-y gravy

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."