Why did the ghost get kicked out of the...

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

Format Jokes More Format Jokes

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR