Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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Kick the alter boy in the chin

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Let Meowt!!!!"

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I'd like some H20 please.

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!