Because he was sheet faced.
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Because she ran away from the ball!
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
Under a bar of soap.
A terror-phone.
For the boos.
RAR