Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

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What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

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How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."