What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

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What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.