What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea