What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

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Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?

An ant-ihistamine!

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.