What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

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How did the high speed car chase end?

Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.