What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

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What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.