What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name?

Bae-thoven. I'll

What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...