Accomplish Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company?

Pack-it-stan

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a mexican on amphetamines?

Speedy Gonzales.

What is a mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.