Accomplish Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How do you spell Canada?

C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?

What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What did you expect?

Honestly.

What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company?

Pack-it-stan

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.