Accomplish Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico