What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

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What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense. I'll show myself out...

What do you call a fear of deadly snakes?

Common sense.

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak! ...I'll see myself out now.