What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.