What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

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What do you call a fear of deadly snakes?

Common sense.

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense. I'll show myself out...

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.