What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.