What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself?

You only need one nail to hang up the picture.

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.