What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

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Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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They came in like a wrecking ball.

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!