What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

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You fit into his clothes.

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!