What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

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Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

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