How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

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What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

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What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.