How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

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What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

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How can that be?

I am an adult, I have adult knees."

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.