How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

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How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

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How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

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What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings