How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

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What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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How can that be?

I am an adult, I have adult knees."

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.